Dec 2, 2010

Happy Hour Entertainment??? You're doing what??

Mac the Wonder Dog
Mac the wonder dog is the warm-up
entertainment.  No bottle cap he can't
get off in record time.
I have been doctoring my left ear and nothing is coming out.  It is still plugged solid.  We went to WM to get an ear candle.  I forgot that we have a pseudo-WM and of course it didn't have any.  Joce talks about candleing Gary's ears and I am desperate.  Last night we went to the Legion for a fish supper.  By the time we left the noise level had about cratered me.  We stopped by the Clubhouse and Cincinnati Jim told me to go to a massage therapist and have her candle my ear. Debbie does yoga with a therapist and she told us where to go.  (Like I didn't know.)  So we went to TRC and the Oasis.  The gal there sold us "candles" and told me if I was that plugged up it would probably take three candles at least.  So we planned a HH party as Sue had bought hers yesterday and wanted it done.  The gal told us what to do.  When it started coming out it would sound like "Rice Krispies" crackling in my ear.  When the crackling stopped the candle was plugged; take the stick and roto rooter it out.   I appointed Deb the MS (master candeler).  SHE appointed Newell her MA (yup master assistant).  I had them do Ken first.  (Like letting Mikey eat it.  :)  )  The wind was blowing and they couldn't get the candle lit.  Ki went and got the blow torch.  Linda was the photographer.  So with HH refreshments; chronicler and cheering section the procedure began.  (I just want to feel better.  My ear is ringing like the Salvation Army guys and it feels like I'm in a wind tunnel (only on the left side).
Ken the guinea pig
OK here comes candle #2
I'm doing sign language to see if MC and MA
can read it through my head.

Yes there's lots of yellow wax in there.



Yes A blow torch.  I left like they were putting
 helium and ready to launch me.  BTW Newell (MA)
doesn't smoke.  That is the roto rooter in his mouth.
Newell (the MA) is now a believer.  He was
a real sceptic in the beginning.  Is he next??


YUK!


It was finally Sue's turn.  She patiently waited.    Now has it helped?  Well about 1/2 hour ago I realied the ringing and wind tunnel is gone from my ear AND I can hear better.  So we'll see in the morning.  I'm really tired of being a dizzy blonde.  AND I MUST get back to my 3 mile daily walk!

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